WITHOUT INTERNET THERE IS NO ANYTHING

As stated above, there isn't a lot of internet. Wait no. Let me re-phrase that.  I HAVE NO INTERNET. ALso I am on a PC so I haven't got the means (nor the enthusiasm) to draw pictures. SO unfortunately, this blog post will have to be written.

Also (god I love that word) I have to say wow. I do believe that my non-existent readers have become existent. Why do I think this? Well you see, just about ten minutes ago I thought 'Hey, why don't I type my blogs name into google?' so as I usually do what my brain tells me to (its clever) I typed it in and it was the top hit on google - THATS AWESOMELY AMAZING (I was going to say 'bloody amazing' which I beleive people on the internet find offensive (I am no troll! (unless you like bruno mars (says she who has bruno mars on her ipod)  Can I please be excused from not putting three brackets on the end of that sentance. (Because it would just look ridiculous)

OH YES! HOW MANY BRACKETS DID I USE!

yeah...get excited people...brackets..............awkwardness...............and I think thats pretty much all I have to say. Oh yes:  NCIS is better than Supernatural, just putting that out there, just so someone can try to understand that.

Ok. Bye people.(super long bracket time, or maybe I'll just write a PS. What does PS even stand for - on a blog post. Ok I think I'll write a ps)

PS: Just so you know I still have no internet.I let you draw your own conclusions about how I got this done...But I'll give you some hints: It invovles a house (not mine) a computer (not mine, clearly its a PC FOR GODS SAKE)  some internet (not mine, in case you couldn't tell OR READ) libraries (not mine either) loitering outside a petstore (not mine) sitting in a car (thats not mine) in order to loiter outside that petstore. Using some randoms unportected interenet (I wondder where all the little internet babies come from....oh yes this internet wasn't mine) spontaneously pulling out my laptop in hope that I'll find some internet thats not password protected (and not mine)

If you still can't get it you need help