My Bookshelf Widget

*Update - just here before the original post* I have removed my bookshelf widget for this hunger games one. I cant get it back! wanted to put it down the bottom...

Hey non existent readers !
How are you doing. I'm going to go ahead and guess that you are absolutely fabulous ! oh my gosh have you ever seen the show absolutely fabulous ..its great....

"Wheels on fire, rolling down the rooooooooad"   


Its a great show. Thats there theme song by the way. Do yourself a favor and look it up on youtube. I shall guarantee you that if you can somehow relate to two best friends one who is a serial girlfriend (or cougar?) and the other going through some kind of midlife crisis and they both enjoy shopping a lot and drinking a lot of wine. Actually thats pretty much all they do (drink wine, I swear the blonde one has a permanent stagger) - boy those actresses must have had some fun, do you see how many bottles they go through every season ?.

Anyway my point here wasn't to tell you about that. It was about my new widget, a new addition to the blog, go through the link by clicking on it and you can see allllllllllll of the books I've read. I like reading a lot do you know. I am also trying to put myself on as many internet platforms as possible (excluding youtube and myspace) I have twitter, don't bother trying to look for me. Despite being (as far as I know) the only person on the internet with my name (my full name mind you) google still doesn't know I exist, or at least I don't get enough hits to be formally recognized by the internet world.  I guess that is a win win. I can stalk celebrities and still no one can stalk me ! Wierd huh ?

So far I am on Yahoo, Twitter, Facebook (where I am not known as an internet freak and random blogger but just as my real life self, pretty boring to be honest) Blogger.com um ...... I've done runescape (I'm pretty sure thats what it was called ?) Neopets, Moshimonsters, I plan to be a notorious ebay bargain hunter.......songza.com "see what isobel --beep-- is listening to" also I am now on Shelfari like a library nerds version of Safari (where my new widget is from) Check out my book shelf photographs they are pretty sweet. I'm on neighboursfans.com (for those who are not aware that is NOT a website where you stalk your neighbours, its a TV show)

I think that is it.

Goodbye

And the truth of the post today will be: Tomorrow I am going to dress up as a fairy and walk down the street - yes it is athletics day.

JEALOUSY ! (and on a sidenote twitter)

One day those apples in my top picture are going to lash out. Can't you just see it happening. When it does its going to be one huge scrag fight. Well as scrag fighty as you can get when you a fruit. They will of course fight because of - JEALOUSY - you can especially see the jealousy in that apple thats looking behind itself. OH MY GOD what a strange word is jealousy its so odd I've just realized. Wow its like jeal ousy. Break it in two people - jeal - ousy. Reminds me of Veal and mouse, Vealmousy ? Charming, jealousy sound so much more lovely.

And onto another topic - twitter. I have joined just a couple of hours ago and let me tell you - stalking celebrities is really fun! You can seriously just read conversations ?! Its crazy. Like sometimes I wonder if my computer has a lucky glitch and I'm getting access to all this stuff I'm not supposed to see. But its ok, I know I'm not crazy. You guys can see it too can't you ?.

BYE ! mwah

GOOGLE HAS COMMANDED - Thread WAR

Google Has Commanded (GHC) me to write about......DRUM ROLL - THREAD WAR !
Now for all you overly internet indulged souls out there. I. am not referring to internet/blog threads. Yes, thats right I'm talking about thread. That multicolored stringy stuff that you make clothes out of. So here it is: My interpretation of THREAD WAR:


THREAD WAR. GREATEST BATTLE OF ALL TIME.


In the year of ----- (blanked for security reasons, haha yeah take that people, just cause you have access to the internet doesn't mean that you can know everything. Seriously, check wikileaks ! Even they don't know when the the Thread War was, ok back to the story)

So. The thread war began on one quiet afternoon. In the streets of Melbourne, wait no, it began ..... EVERYWHERE. (just a disclaimer I don't live in melbourne) - damn ! I get so sidetracked. Well anyway it was a quiet afternoon. When, all of a sudden, someone picked up off the ground. A single thread. 


Oh where am I going with this ? honestly I am distracted really easily and bored really easily - something you may have noticed with my last post. Instead I might tell you what I discovered about myself via Random word generator. Here you go :


I reclaimed a microcomputer, in the presence of a bishop. My first question is WHY THE HELL DO I WANT A MICROCOMPUTER ? AND why is it either in a church or why is a bishop stalking me ?


I joke below a platform Oh yeah ? Under platforms its the new "hanging out in train stations"


"They" (whoever they actually are) also wish to know:
When can Isobel exemplify salt taste ?


Why can't Isobel sweep into Ashleigh ? Cause Ashleigh encourages a promising blow.


Well. Yeah sorry about the colour changes. I want to show that I am now commenting on the questions. Well. So you know. I am currently unsure of when I can exemplify salt taste, but I will let you know. Also I'm not going to "sweep" into Ashleigh (by sweep I assume you mean punch or bowl over) because Ashleigh is a beautiful muffin and I don't know - maybe she would encourage me give a promising blow. I just never know do I ?


I also discovered That a mumble marries a receipt (ha I spelt that using I before E except after C) and that roundabouts are capable of "erasing" deer. 


Ta people !


Isobel