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Friday, March 4, 2011

GOOGLE HAS COMMANDED - Thread WAR

Google Has Commanded (GHC) me to write about......DRUM ROLL - THREAD WAR !
Now for all you overly internet indulged souls out there. I. am not referring to internet/blog threads. Yes, thats right I'm talking about thread. That multicolored stringy stuff that you make clothes out of. So here it is: My interpretation of THREAD WAR:


THREAD WAR. GREATEST BATTLE OF ALL TIME.


In the year of ----- (blanked for security reasons, haha yeah take that people, just cause you have access to the internet doesn't mean that you can know everything. Seriously, check wikileaks ! Even they don't know when the the Thread War was, ok back to the story)


So. The thread war began on one quiet afternoon. In the streets of Melbourne, wait no, it began ..... EVERYWHERE. (just a disclaimer I don't live in melbourne) - damn ! I get so sidetracked. Well anyway it was a quiet afternoon. When, all of a sudden, someone picked up off the ground. A single thread. 


Oh where am I going with this ? honestly I am distracted really easily and bored really easily - something you may have noticed with my last post. Instead I might tell you what I discovered about myself via Random word generator. Here you go :


I reclaimed a microcomputer, in the presence of a bishop. My first question is WHY THE HELL DO I WANT A MICROCOMPUTER ? AND why is it either in a church or why is a bishop stalking me ?


I joke below a platform Oh yeah ? Under platforms its the new "hanging out in train stations"


"They" (whoever they actually are) also wish to know:
When can Isobel exemplify salt taste ?


Why can't Isobel sweep into Ashleigh ? Cause Ashleigh encourages a promising blow.


Well. Yeah sorry about the colour changes. I want to show that I am now commenting on the questions. Well. So you know. I am currently unsure of when I can exemplify salt taste, but I will let you know. Also I'm not going to "sweep" into Ashleigh (by sweep I assume you mean punch or bowl over) because Ashleigh is a beautiful muffin and I don't know - maybe she would encourage me give a promising blow. I just never know do I ?


I also discovered That a mumble marries a receipt (ha I spelt that using I before E except after C) and that roundabouts are capable of "erasing" deer. 


Ta people !


Isobel 

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